Shipleyscarf

I'm a bit unsure about my new scarf. It's very noisy, never stops eating, and I think I found a parasite attached to it earlier.


Skankenpuss: The Frankenstein Fur Monster Cat

A short while ago, I speculated about using all the fur the cats leave on my carpets to construct a whole new, better-behaved cat, who I would call Skankenpuss. I was not in any way being serious. Someone else, however, clearly had the same idea, and was.